So guys, seems like my massive ego's finally outgrown its welcome in the opulent hacienda i extorted from my friends the colombian druglords, so after blasting out of the second floor harem bedrooms on my Harley, babe on each arm, while dodging molotovs in slowmotion and surviving machinegun fire with the help of my bulletproof beard, i've decided to lay low for awhile at a small apartment in the Badass capital of the world, Bucharest, Romania. Unfortunately, despite my best efforts, i had to either burn all the money i extracted from the cartel's high security vaults to fuel my hot air balloon while crossing the atlantic ocean, or throw it away as a countermeasure meant to temporarily distract the U.N. carriers and aircraft constantly trying to shoot me down.

That's where you come in. The salary i get for working as a badass instructor/consultant and part-time rockstar got spent on the downpayment for my bachelor pad, two crates of single-malt whiskey and copious amounts of beef jerky, so i'm in dire need of a new source of income to fuel my extravagant lifestyle.

Pricing's not set in stone, but for 40-50 euros, let's say you'd get [link] [link]
While for 20 you'd get [link] [link]

If you're interested, send me a note and i'll make it happen.